Yep that's what he asked us as we pulled into the pumps last Saturday evening. We stopped to get gas at a station that is on a reservation on the North coast. It's pretty isolated from the rest of the world and is very laid back. I was very hesitant to answer him, you know trick questions and all, but after he started digging up his sleeve I said "sure" and then he whips it out. He let it crawl on his head, in his ear and then said "it tries to go up my nose but I am afraid it will get in my belly and eat my food". He found out I had a camera and asked me to take a picture of him, he looked at it on my camera and approved it, he hung out while I gassed up the bikes and walked with me when I moved them over to the parking spot chatting and telling me about his snake.
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